Reality Parent-Ho: Denise Richards

In case you haven’t been following the custody battle between uber parents, Charlie (I love online porno of under-aged kids) Sheen and Denise (I’m a part-time call-girl) Richards you might have missed the latest go-round. Sheen took Richards to court (well continues to take her to court) to stop her from using their kids (pictured and un-named on the left) in Denise’s reality show; actually, their names are Sam and Lola.  

As of yet the terms of appearance on her milquetoast reality burner have not been divulged but one can only imagine what role’s the Sheen kids will be forced to play. File Denise under that long list of great parents who are determined to ensure their celebu-kids have drug, alchohol and food issues by 12! Talk about unsupervised parenting.

“This goes against everything Sheen believes in… and he feels it’s exploitative of the children for the mother’s own vanity and greed,” a spy reveals to Extra.

NHL All-Star Game: Minus One Pregnant Dad

Apparently 263,221 voters couldn’t convince soon to be baby-bitch Canuck’s Goalie Roberto Luongo to participate in the NHL All-Star game in Atlanta this January 27th due to the fact his Wife is pregnant. And I am sure this was Roberto’s idea. I can imagine that one one hand he weighed all the NHL Bling, parties, puck-fucks, beer, food and festivities that befitts a spectacle such as the NHL All-star game while on the other hand he could stay at home with his pregnant, bitchy, overly-pamper wife as she innundates Roberto with challenging questions like; should we buy the Maclaren or the Bugaboo stroller?

 “I struggled with this decision but I think family right now is more important to me and this is a good opportunity for me to spend some time with my wife and the baby,” Luongo said.

Article after the jump.

The way I see it if you beat Columbus Blue Jackets Pascal Leclaire by 83k votes (give or take a dozen) you have a responsibility to your fans, eh? Your pregnant wife will be there as bitchy as ever three days after the mid-winter recess.